I Could Get Better at T*sco for a Quid (Session IPA, 4.5%) 440ml

I Could Get Better at T*sco for a Quid from Pretty Decent Beer Co is a 4.5% hazy session IPA that turns a brutal online review into a very drinkable joke. Brewed with Simcoe and Mosaic, it’s a tropical, juicy pale with soft peach, apricot, mango, grapefruit and orange notes over a smooth, oaty body and gentle, peppery bitterness.

The mouthfeel is soft and easygoing thanks to oats and wheat, with light carbonation and a subtle herbal‑citrus finish that keeps it refreshing pint after pint. It’s the definition of a crowd‑pleasing fridge beer: modern hazy character, sub‑5% ABV and a name that does half the selling on its own.